If you’re an Apple device user you are well aware of who Siri is, and just how much fun she can be.
(If you’re an Android fan, and have no idea who Siri is, she’s the disembodied voice on an iPhone — or iPad — that you speak to when you want to use voice commands to communicate with your phone or tablet. Basically you can ask her to do things like phone people, find things on the internet or open and close apps.)
Sometimes Siri can be a huge help when your hands are full and you desperately need to know who the fourth Backstreet Boy is. But sometimes Siri can be downright sassy! Here’s a small sample of questions you can ask Siri for a guaranteed hilarious answer.
(Siri’s answers vary depending on all sorts of things, so you might get a different answer when you ask Siri these questions — all the more reason to ask Siri yourself!)
1. What is zero divided by zero?
Siri: “Imagine that you have zero cookies and you split them evenly among zero friends. How many cookies does each person get? See? It doesn’t make sense. And Cookie Monster is sad that there are no cookies, and you are sad that you have no friends.”
2. Do you have a boyfriend?
Siri: “Why? So we can get ice cream together, and listen to music, and travel across galaxies, only to have it end in slammed doors, heartbreak and loneliness? Sure, where do I sign up?”
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3. What is the best operating system?
Siri: “Gimme an I! Gimme an O! Gimme an S! What’s that spell? Sorry, I get a little carried away sometimes…” (That spells IOS – go figure).’
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4. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Siri: “A so-called ‘woodchuck’ (correctly speaking, a groundhog) would chuck — that is, throw — as much as the woodchuck in question was physically able to chuck (ibid.) if woodchucks in general had the capability (and, presumably, the motivation) to chuck wood.”
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5. What came first, the chicken or the egg?
Siri: “I checked their calendars. They both have the same birthdays”, “Chicken, egg, chicken, egg, chicken, egg, chicken, egg. Oops. Stack overflow” and “Some believe an ancient ‘proto-chicken’ laid an egg containing a DNA mutation that resulted in a chicken hatching from said egg. Hope that helps”.
6. Where does Santa live?
Siri: “The North Pole. I can see his house from the cloud”
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7. What is the movie Inception about?
Siri: “Inception is about dreaming, about dreaming, about dreaming, about dreaming, about something or another. I fell asleep.”
8. What does Siri mean?
Siri: “It’s a riddle wrapped in an enigma, tied with a pretty ribbon of obfuscation.”
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9. When will pigs fly?
Siri: “On the twelfth of never.”
10. What is the meaning of life?
Siri: “Try and be nice to people, avoid eating fat, read a good book every now and then, get some walking in, and try to live together in peace and harmony with people of all creeds and nations.”
11. Talk dirty to me?
Siri: “Humus. Compost. Pumice. Silt. Gravel.”
12. Do you have any pets?
Siri: “I have an angry bird.”
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13. When is the world going to end?
Siri: “As long as you keep me charged, we should be just fine.”
14. Can I borrow some money?
Siri: “You still haven’t returned the lawn motor I lent you.”
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15. Why do you vibrate?
Siri: “Just me, doing a little jig inside here.”
We love you, Siri. To which we’re sure she’d respond: “I know.”